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A NIGHTMARE ON MY STREET
D.J. Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince
He's the D.J
I'm the Rapper

Now I have a story that I'd like to tell
About this guy
you all know me I was scared as hell
He comes to me at night when I crawl into bed
He's burnt up like a weenie and his name is Fred
He wears the same hat and sweater every single day
And even if it's hot outside
he wears it anyway!
He's home when I'm awake
but he shows up when I sleep
I can't believe that there's a nightmare
on my street!

It was a Saturday evening if I remember it right
And we had just gotten off of tour last night
So the gang and I thought that it would be groovy
If we summoned up the posse and down watch a movie
I got Angie
Jeff got Tina
Ready Rock got some girl I've never seen in my life
That was alright though
'cuz lady was chill
Then we dipped to the theatre set to ill
Buggin'
cold havin' a ball
And somethin' 'bout Elm Street was the movie we saw
The way it started was decent
You know
nothin' real fancy
About this homeboy named Fred
And this girl named Nancy
But
word! When it was over
I said
Yo, that was def!

And everything seemed alright when we left
But when I got home and laid down to sleep
That began the nightmare
on my street!

It was burnin' in my room like an oven
My bed soaked with sweat
and man
I was buggin'
I checked the clock
and it stopped at 12:30
It had melted it was so darn hot
and I was thirsty
I wanted something cool to quench my thirst
I thought to myself
Yo! This heat is the worst!
But when I got downstairs
I noticed something was wrong
I was home all alone
but the TV was on.
I thought nothin' of it as I grabbed the remote
I pushed the power button
and I then almost choked
When I heard this aweful voice comin' from behind
it said
You are my favorite rapper
but now you must die! (?)
Man
I ain't even wait to see who it was
Broke inside my drawers and screamed
So long 'cuz!

Got halfway up the block
I calmed down and stopped screamin'
And thought
Oh
I get it
I must be dreamin'
I strolled back home with a grin on my grill
I'm thinkin' since this is a dream
I might as well get ill
I walked in the house
the big
bad
Fresh Prince
But Freddy killed all that noise real quick
He grabbed me by my neck and said

Here's what we'll do. We've got a lotta work here
me and you

The souls of your friends
you and I will claim.
You've got the body
and I've got the brains.

I said
Yo, Fred. I think you've got me all wrong.
I ain't parnters with nobody with nails that long.
Look, I'll be honest man, this team won't work
The girls won't be yours, Fred, your face is all burnt

Fred got mad and his head started steamin'
But I thought what the hell
I'm only dreamin'
I said
Please leave Fred, so I can get some sleep.
But gimme a call, and maybe we'll hang out next week.

I pat him on the shoulder
say
Thanks for stoppin' by.

Then I opened up the door and said
Take care, guy!

He got mad
threw back his arm
and slashed my shirt
I laughed at first
then thought
Hold up...that hurt.

It wasn't a dream
man
this guy was for real
I said
Freddy, uh, uh, there's been an aweful mistake here.

No further words
and then I darted upstairs
Crashed through my door then jumped on my bed
Pulled the covers up over my head and said

Oh please
do somethin' with Fred!
He jumped on my bed and threw the covers with his claws
Tried to get me...but my alarm went off. and then
Silence
It was a whole new day
I thought.
Heh...I wasn't scared of him
anyway.
Until I noticed those rips in my sheets
And that was proof that there had been a nightmare
on my street.

Oh man
I gotta call Jeff
I gotta call Jeff

C'mon
c'mon...
C'mon Jeff
answer!
C'mon man

Jeff: Hello...
Prince: Jeff
it's Prince man
Jeff
wake up Jeff
wake up!
Jeff: What do you want?!
Prince: Jeff
wake up
man. Listen to me. Jeff
Jeff: It's 3 O'clock in the morning
what do you want?
Prince: Jeff
listen
Jeff
would you listen to me? Whatever you do
don't
fall asleep.
Jeff: Man!
Prince: Jeff..listen to me. Don't go to sleep
Jeff: Look
I'll talk to you tomorrow
I'm goin' to bed
AGHH.....AGHHH
Prince: Jeff! Jeff! ..........Jeff
answer me
Jeff!
Freddy: I'm your D.J. now
Princy...HA HA HA
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